avant garde hip-hop

hip hop music made almost exclusivly by white males for other white males. often called nerd-rap by people who find it pretensious and geeky due to the sometimes very abstract lyrics, which often (or in the case of the anticon collective, almost always) do not rhyme.

Anticon fan: "Yo, i'ma go listen to some avant garde hip-hop shit and read chemistry books"

by americas/most/blunted November 14, 2005

fertilize the garden

Jerking off watching your neighbors porno, while standing outside their window.

My next door neighbor had this sweet porno on, I had to whip out & fertilize the garden.

by Celeritas July 12, 2006

madison square garden

a vagina shaved into a square with the smell of lavender.
tastes of dirty water with a salt.
makes penises scream with joy.

Did you explore that madison square garden last night?
i sure did.
my penis wants another round in her madison square garden.

by alexisfrozen September 23, 2007

garden hose

gives the best damn head

damn TJizzy sucks like a garden hose o0o0o0o0o i won B

by throwdest nigga on this side of the mississippi July 2, 2006

upside down gardener

known in the gay community as a "giver", "turd burglar" etc etc

look biatch, than mans getting a goog old rodgering from that unside down gardener

by Jonny C March 6, 2004

uphill gardener

see 'HILLSY'

i'm sure that HILLSY is an uphill gardener

by Kevin Rowland August 8, 2003

Garden Salad

The vegan act of a garden salad, involving a carrot and a piece of celery. With permission, the carrot is inserted into the ass whilst the celery is placed in the vagina. Depending on preference this can be eaten for breakfast, lunch, or dinner, or simply used as storage.

I didn't wanna just tease the girl, so i gave her the tastiest garden salad she's ever had.

by kickflipinyoface October 15, 2010