dick lifts

The action of an anthropoid, or animal with the proper male reproductive organs hoisting a weighted miscellaneous item of interest (particularly weights commonly used for muscle developing at physical fitness centers and other various fitness locales) using their phallus in order to augment size, length, girth, or to simply express physical and emotional well-being.

Just came back from doing d-lifts (dick lifts) at the gym

by Chrispy Creame June 26, 2014

Dick Dragon

A thot on sterroids who viciously searches for dick to be inserted in any hole necessary. Her main priority is to get the D while remaining ratchet as shit. Dick Dragons can be found at local bars, dives, EDM concerts, corporate events, charity events, college parties, dorm rooms and any place that is associate with drugs or alcohol.

Yo J-Bone, you tryin to slay some dick dragons tonight?!

Miley Cyrus is definitely a dick dragon just look at how she acts!

by Jame-o December 4, 2014

Dick Phase

The phase in which a person has reached the point in a relationship where it is acceptable to 'have the D'.

"Hey dude, Ashley and I have finally reached the Dick Phase.
"Nice one, bro!

by Smartestpersonever November 11, 2013

dick drifting

When a girl who cant use her legs rides your dick

Damn man, stacy was dick drifting like a street racer

by PiperPickledPeter February 1, 2018

dick ran

When your sitting on your naked and you move your body very fast and it looks like your dick is running

Hey bill did you dick ran today

by Xx_mineShafter69_xX May 16, 2018

Osama's Dick

A dick that is in hiding/So unshaven, that it hasn't been found in 10 years.

Dan, I got a bad case of Osama's Dick, and i'm afraid that my security is in danger until we find my penis.

by Greece Lightning June 2, 2011

Diamond Dick

When your one's penis/erection extremely hard; sometimes to the degree that it hurts.

"I had a bad case of diamond dick, so I had to rub one out before it became a problem."

by Sam Majik December 18, 2019