Turkish Cock Fight

When two men settle an argument by fighting using only their penis

Dave: The earth is round!
Joe: The earth is flat!
Dave: I challenge you to a Turkish Cock Fight!

by Harry Wrinkles March 10, 2017

Dirty Fight Club

You’re not supposed to say.

You don’t talk about doing the dirty fight club.

by Mistermoon May 6, 2020

Mexican Bear Fight

A special drink where smart people drink an Irish Car Bomb, followed by a Jägerbomb and then a shot of Tequila in rapid succession.

Let's get a round of Mexican Bear Fights with Jonathan.

by Dedering September 2, 2016

mexican knife fight

A knife fight, usually between two individuals, particularly unique in the fact that they have duct taped their hands together in a hand-shaking gesture while holding the knives in their unbound hand. Usually conducted to settle a dispute over food, money, drugs, property, or prostitutes.

Jim and Mike got in a huge arguement last night. Being the gentlemen that they are, they amicably agreed to settle their dispute via a mexican knife fight to the death.

by Brian Salts January 13, 2009

Middle school fights

Slapping, kicking, missed punches, and failed fighting skills that middle schoolers like to call “a fight” but in reality it’s just a punch of sissy fighting over a boy named fucking Joshua

Guy 1) did you hear about that fight yesterday with Shaqueque and Laquisha?
Guy 2) what school?
Guy 1) it was one of those middle school fights. two 8th graders

Guy 2) show me that video

Guy 2) *after the video* nah that ain’t no fight

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021

RedLight Tickle Fight

RedLight Tickle Fight is when you are not the driven (preferably in the back seat) of a car being driven by a friend, you can rather make them say "Red Light" or make him/her distracted, then you responed "RedLight Tickle Fight!", and began to tickle them untill the red light turns green, or if your about to hit the car infront of you

Eli was in the backseat when he made me say RedLight Tickle Fight, and began to Tickle Anjali and I

by Eliperson7 December 21, 2010

Dominican tickle fight

When four baseball players jack off a rookie while they all giggle like schoolgirls.

The new Texas Rangers Dominican prospect was subjected to a Dominican Tickle Fight when he joined the team.

by AZking November 21, 2016