Happy Feet

An insult that compares people with the body shape of a penguin
by Nyaakuza June 28, 2019
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Happy Feet

A gay penguin whose only interest lies in bears (large husky gay men covered in body hair). Generally boring and unrizzly.
by BatterForCake123 May 24, 2024
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Happy Feet

To shit in a deceased person’s urn, blend the mixture, consume said blended mixture, excrete the mixture through the digestive tract, urinate on the result, then finally charlie brown dance beside the final result within a toilet. Once done dancing on that ho, flush the excrement.
I got so pissed at Gerald that I happy feet’d his grandmother
by MuchoFeeto July 24, 2024
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tree-feet

When someone's feet resembles a tree.
Angela has a bad case of tree-feet; pray for her.
by orklepee February 17, 2015
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national feet day

July 20th, also known as national feet day, is a day of the year where individuals all around the globe celebrate eachothers feet. Events will be put into place such as, barefoot races and taking selfies with your feet.
“Hey happy national feet day!”

Yeah! To you too!
by Olololololo July 20, 2021
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liquor store feet

When your feet are so dirty you resemble a drunken barefoot transient that hangs outside the liquor store.
Ewww! You have fucking liquor store feet! Go shower bitch!
by FresnoGuy September 20, 2015
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Curtain feet-tits

When you forget that your balls are in her mouth and you try to leave and she punctures your ballsack and while your semen starts squirting out she puts he clothes on and then leaves you there spermless sad and cold
Yo dawg I got curtain feet-tits’d

That sucks my homie sexual friend!
by Hellquacksymdrome July 11, 2018
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