Dooty Face

A person who always has a look on their face like they have to take a shit really bad

wow that Jerry has such a Dooty Face he must be an uptight prick

by zam1 July 15, 2009

Face-cull

Removal of someone from a Facebook friend list, often if the person isn't a real-life or close 'friend'.

'That bitch, she Face-culled me!'

'I don't know half of the people on my friends list, I'm gonna have a mass Face-cull'

by rit locus August 26, 2009

Shammer faced

The bastard child between Hammered and Shit faced.

Damn Peach, you were so shammer faced last night you threw a 1/5th of Gentleman's Jack at me, now we just have a hole in the wall.

Is that guy shammer faced? No, thats just Oscar being Oscar.

by blacksburg rhino May 27, 2009

signshop face

The act of raising ones eyebrows as they look at and pass a co-worker as meaning to say "fuck off and do not stop me because i have somewhere to be thats more important than your matters." only at the signshop

leaky walks past kris and kris is looking at her as if hes about to say "hey, come here. i need your help."

leaky goes into stealth mode and immeadiately raises her eyebrows and shows her signshop face as to say "get off my jock you side-stepping cracker."

by turbo signshop December 18, 2009

Face Googling

When a person can't look you in the eyes, they just keep searching your face.

I wonder whats on my face. That asshole at the bar was face googling me the entire time.

by albyl December 25, 2009

Face drape

The female teabag: When a girl squats over someone and puts her cunt lips right over your face.

Doesn't happen very often, only the nastiest chicks will face drape, and its always better if their snatch is hairy and rank like tuna.

Will also happen in video games after a chick frags you, and to add insult face drapes your dead body, as in Call of Duty.

Damm Dude! The chick totally face draped you! Nasty

by WSIX January 17, 2011

FACE LIFE

When everything you do is on Facebook because your scared to face real life, have real friends and do real things.

Sample 1

Dude to Chick- Can we go out sometime?

Chick to Dude- Lets just chat on Facebook and get to know each other.

Dude to Chick- Stop having such a Face life!

Sample 2

Loser- I have over 1,000 friends on Facebook.

Reality- Nobody knows or likes you in real life.

by Mr. Faceit January 19, 2011