Face Grenade Eater

Some one who eats Face Grenades like it's their day job. This is a terrible thing to be, and only the biggest gaybos you've ever seen are one. Avoid being called this at all costs.

Also known as an FGE for short.

Garrett: Wow you are a huge Face Grenade Eater!

Fallon: I know, there's nothing I can do about it :(

by MTFjr February 7, 2008

Face Hole

The hole right in between your eyes, if you don't have one, I'd be glad to make one for you.

I'll stab you in the freakin' FACE HOLE

by Snarling Donut January 31, 2009

Face Time

The process of "sucking face"

Boy/Girl/Jabba the hut: Dude, im like totally in love with you and shit
Boy/Girl: Heck yes man, lets Face Time

by hubbletelescope August 3, 2010

face knockin'

the act of taking another person's face, and slamming it into the ground

Andy was so mad that he started face knockin'.

by omgzzkimberly January 2, 2007

face darts

1. cigarettes
2. cumming on someone's face

1. Hey, you wanna step outside and play face darts
2. Hey baby, let's play face darts

by squirly g June 25, 2007

Face Invaded

When you are Facebook 'friended' by a random person from your distant past who you have no recollection of or no interest in having in your life.

"I totally got face invaded by that creepy guy Steve from 8th grade home room"

by maybay August 28, 2009

Face-sweeper

noun
1. A breast that is toggled towards and comes in contact with a face as a direct result of gravity.
2. A larger than normal breast.

"Dolly got her record deals because of her bountiful face-sweepers."

"That girl is slammin, I bet she does a good face-sweeper impression."

by M.Wohlers December 16, 2008