Ei-Tiare

Derived from the Cook Island Language, meaning Flower Garland.

One who inherits this name is someone who is Beautiful, Strong, Independent and gives 0 f***s

"Noone can compete with her, she's too Ei-Tiare"

by petunia0307 November 23, 2021

one-eyed pizza

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.

That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!

by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025

one-eyed pizza

Sweaty butthole, sometimes greasy but always on homosexuals.

Imma bout to destroy that twink's one-eyed pizza.

by Unkle Nasty 69 February 4, 2025

Open Eyed Blowjob

Originally pioneered in the foothills of Park City, Utah.

This occurs when you bring a girl back to your chalet and request a blowjob but with her eyes open.

If her eyes do not remain open start to finish, she will have to start over.

Me: Lauren, can we do a blowjob tonight I am tired.
Lauren: Sure, sounds fun!

Me: Pokes her in the head, "Hey, open your eyes. This is an open eyed activity (open eyed blowjob).

Similar to "Open your Ojos but that is south of the American boarder style."

by WorldStarTraveler March 17, 2025

bug-eyed mutt bird

Wedge-tailed Shearwater (Mutton Bird) located at Heron Island, Australia

hey man did you see that bug-eyed mutt bird over there?

by so_bugeyed March 17, 2025

Brown-eyed stare

The either kind, or stupid look that people with brown eyes do when they make eye contact.

"He had a brown-eyed stare, I should’ve known he was an idiot.”

“She had a brown-eyed stare, she was so kind!”

by Bigdaddykay March 25, 2025

One Eyed Willy

After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.

It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.

by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024