A "good" game made by artix,very fun until:
You do anything as a mercenary
You get to about level 20 as tech mage
You get about level 30 as a bounty hunter
The game is so slow,noone even plays it anymore.You go into 2v2 and it takes 10 minutes to either get you in a juggernaut or find another 3 bots which are way too much better than you and they absolutely destroy you,the bot on your team dies like instantly and then you gain nothing.You can't do literally anything without varium,and varium takes money.
You do anything as a mercenary
You get to about level 20 as tech mage
You get about level 30 as a bounty hunter
The game is so slow,noone even plays it anymore.You go into 2v2 and it takes 10 minutes to either get you in a juggernaut or find another 3 bots which are way too much better than you and they absolutely destroy you,the bot on your team dies like instantly and then you gain nothing.You can't do literally anything without varium,and varium takes money.
Epic duel:
F2P Mercenary:Exists
F2P Tech Mage:*kills mercenary haha im so good
F2P Bounty Hunter:Kills literally like everyone
Paid anything:cant lose and is like max lvl and all shit and literally is impossible to beat
F2P Mercenary:Exists
F2P Tech Mage:*kills mercenary haha im so good
F2P Bounty Hunter:Kills literally like everyone
Paid anything:cant lose and is like max lvl and all shit and literally is impossible to beat
by JoeyTheGambler March 17, 2019
by Sluurrp October 15, 2019
by pepsi ravioli February 24, 2021
An unwarranted Nazi metaphor of a particularly great stature, typically in an online argument; an epic win of an invocation of Godwin's law.
People A and B are having an argument:
A: You're wrong for these reasons.
B: Oh yeah? Well you're Hitler.
A: I'm calling Godwin on this one. That was both an epic fail and an epic Godwin.
A: You're wrong for these reasons.
B: Oh yeah? Well you're Hitler.
A: I'm calling Godwin on this one. That was both an epic fail and an epic Godwin.
by HeyDave1005 May 07, 2010
the moto bus is gonna be hectic epic all summer.
hectic epic 125 maaaan
hectic epic joint laced with oil maaan
hectic epic 125 maaaan
hectic epic joint laced with oil maaan
by drywallin tyler April 23, 2010
by MissMelissaBabe April 19, 2010
the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
by QuezOreo September 15, 2011