epic duel

A "good" game made by artix,very fun until:
You do anything as a mercenary
You get to about level 20 as tech mage
You get about level 30 as a bounty hunter
The game is so slow,noone even plays it anymore.You go into 2v2 and it takes 10 minutes to either get you in a juggernaut or find another 3 bots which are way too much better than you and they absolutely destroy you,the bot on your team dies like instantly and then you gain nothing.You can't do literally anything without varium,and varium takes money.
Epic duel:
F2P Mercenary:Exists
F2P Tech Mage:*kills mercenary haha im so good
F2P Bounty Hunter:Kills literally like everyone
Paid anything:cant lose and is like max lvl and all shit and literally is impossible to beat
by JoeyTheGambler March 17, 2019
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Epic Oof

An oof that is too large to be a mega oof, but not large enough to be a legendary oof.
It was an Epic Oof when the sink overflowed in the kitchen.
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epicer

when you are trying to out epic a friend
bro you are epic!
nah mate you are epicer
by pepsi ravioli February 24, 2021
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epic Godwin

An unwarranted Nazi metaphor of a particularly great stature, typically in an online argument; an epic win of an invocation of Godwin's law.
People A and B are having an argument:

A: You're wrong for these reasons.

B: Oh yeah? Well you're Hitler.

A: I'm calling Godwin on this one. That was both an epic fail and an epic Godwin.
by HeyDave1005 May 07, 2010
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hectic epic

a word or phrase that describes ones feelings towards outrageous events or happenings
the moto bus is gonna be hectic epic all summer.
hectic epic 125 maaaan
hectic epic joint laced with oil maaan
by drywallin tyler April 23, 2010
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Epic Beast

To Be Beyond The Regular Term Of "Beast".
Like, MAJORLY Beast .
"Dude, Did You See That Snowboard Trick Sam Did Today?"

"Yeah ! Dude, That Was Epic Beast !"
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Epic Fail Cow

the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
by QuezOreo September 15, 2011
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