Emelie

She is a little wierd some times but she is a really good friend, she also smell like taquitosso that is what makes her a awsome friend and she is a little ratia sometimes pero es potente XD🚩🚩

Him: Oh my God Emelie smells like taquitos

by Dieguibiris November 22, 2021

Jackoff Jeff Likes Em Like He Likes His Women

BIG! Jackoff Jeff likes em big enough to block him from the scorching sun on a hot summer day. Big enough to be considered jolly all year long, not just Christmas. Big enough to shop at Lane Giant and Torrid. Big enough to be considered pleasantly plump. Big enough to take up enough seating for three - him, her, and her other ass cheek.

Jeff's fav quote: Go BIG or go home with one who is

We all know Jackoff Jeff likes em like he likes his women - BIG

by one pissed off mama March 24, 2011

Emelie

An emelie is a fat cock sucking banana cunt. She loves to suck cock and she's not very picky about who's cock she's sucking. She's normally quite small and blonde.

Oh fuck that girl is such an Emelie

by Fuckingcunts123 March 27, 2019

emelie

mordorian person

Ohh your soo emelie!

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Emelie

Emelie is a sexy girl that fuck guys Everyday. She is blonde and got blue eyes. She could be a stripper! If you fuck her, you Will have your best night ever.

1. - Emelie was so Good yesterday!
2. - Look at Emelies ass, I want to slap it!

by Justlikeanerd388 May 12, 2017

Emelie

A bitch, doesnt think for others, and a queef nugget

Friend: Is that Emelie?
Other Friend: You mean queef nugget Emelie?

by UrbanDictionary.com Official November 2, 2021

Emelie

Have you ever got hit by a car without getting hurt, because the car was made out of jelly? Well, thats kind of how it is to meet an Emelie. At first, you are shocked, because something hits you out of nowhere. Then you get relieved that you didn't get injured from this clumsy, high-paced thing. Then you get confused. You are struggling to interpret the situation. You have a lot of questions, and no answers. Finally, you just decide to put away your questions and just join the sweet ride. Pretty quickly, you realize that as much as it was very unique and gorgeous from the outside, it is even more beautiful on the inside.

As you can see, if you are lucky enough to ever get hit by an Emelie, you shouldn't be afraid, meet your fear and join the ride. There will be bucket hats in the gloves compartment and Swedish indie pop on the radio.

I'm so glad i got hit by Emelie.

by The Urban not-so-urban Writer April 18, 2020