EYS

Employ Yourself

John: Yo Carter! Who would win, 100 men or a gorilla?
Carter: eys

by fajay May 24, 2025

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A simple alternative to “KYS” that won’t get you banned meaning “End Your Self.”

by Dog123blackwad August 21, 2022

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One eyed guinea pig

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 13, 2021

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A Girl who loves her BF especially younger one

More than anything else in the world

by Oakoa November 23, 2021

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When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion

“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

by BBC401 July 04, 2021

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The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.

"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."

by SmartAlek January 06, 2014

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Cock-eyed refer to the way sometimes a guys cock eye is crooked and the pee comes out sideways

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