Dipshit

A clueless, moronic person, often so extremely lacking in social competence they remain completely oblivious to being universally perceived as a categorical numbnut.
Intelligence cannot be considered a proportionate measure of the level of dipshittery. One can be incredibly intelligent in other ways, yet still qualify as a complete dipshit.
The more often you find yourself exclaiming “what the actual fuck?” in response to someone’s words or actions, the more likely it is you are dealing with a dipshit.

Emmy: “My sexy, fur-lined, leather flight jacket enables my rocket to keep returning to your x-space all night long. Gaawwwrrrrrrrr!”
Jakkt: “Ahhhh, no thanks. You look like a dipshit man”
Emmy: “How about I show you the power of the Incel-erator in my Tanky Spanky?”
Jakkt: “WTAF?”

by GlobalDipshitPolice November 3, 2024

Dipshit

Often described as a young man named Jordan Weishoff. Goes by “Jordy” or “Dumbass”

Hey Dipshit, you don’t need a crane to lift a 2x4 wall with six guys standing around.

by TTTaylorrrrr December 3, 2024

Dipshit

Often goes by the name “Jordan Weishoff”. Also referred to as “Jordy” or “Dumbass”

Hey Dipshit, you don’t need a crane to lift a 2x4 wall with six guys standing around.

by TTTaylorrrrr December 3, 2024

Diplightful

Someone who is a dipshit but also delightful

He was so stupid he was diplightful

by Diplightful February 1, 2026

Dipshit

A person who believes everything they read and who listens to dumbasses.

Carver was a Dipshit and listened to Mark.

by Gobblercock05 February 5, 2026

dipsatch

A guy dipping his balls in freezing water. The result is the guy being whiny and annoying.

He dipsatched the hell out of me.

by Thedipsatchmaster March 7, 2025

Dipshit cake

When 2 people get a short pipe and connect both ends of it to each other’s assholes and one of the guys shits. The shit travels to the other one’s anus, then the other person shits it back again and both continue till tired.

Me and my friend tried the Dipshit cake for the first time and loved it

by skidii March 27, 2025