An uncle John that creeps in the room of Brittany, has his way with her and then leaves his ding ding behind so she can continue to pleasure herself.
by skatmandiddlybop December 25, 2022
Get the Ding Ding Fairy mug.Man, Lex got so wasted last night she she didn't want to wait for food OR sex so was Ring Dinging me through 3 full orders of onion rings. Best drunken sex night of my life bro!
by KingLucifer January 17, 2021
Get the Ring Dinging mug.The aftermath of the Kentucky Klondike bar and Panamanian petting zoo was concluded by an Egyptian ding
by The great ud author September 3, 2025
Get the Egyptian ding mug.A ding dong is a feeling, its a capitivating emotion that you feel in your special place, it is a butterfly evoker and it is very yummy feeling.
Everyone loves ding dong, it is a girls name and she is beautiful pretty hot and total bad bitch.
Ding dong is a ladies man, its very flirty and makes girls NEEEED him, he is yummily flamboyant and so wow. he definetly leaves them with an afterglow. Even Ellen Degenreres has the hots for the ding dong, especially when they are underage.
Everyone loves ding dong, it is a girls name and she is beautiful pretty hot and total bad bitch.
Ding dong is a ladies man, its very flirty and makes girls NEEEED him, he is yummily flamboyant and so wow. he definetly leaves them with an afterglow. Even Ellen Degenreres has the hots for the ding dong, especially when they are underage.
dude 1: man i dont where is ding dong
dude 2(gay): i love ding dong
dude 1: dude what? are u fucking high we are stuck in the middle of the forest he kidnapped us and ure saying u love him are u a masochist u fucking freak im stuck on the website for eternity and my entire existence will justr be dude 1. i am noone, noone knows me or cares, ure the only one who i can talk to and u treat me like this honestly bro i think u and i should stop talking after we get to safety. im gonna call the cops and u go after ding dong okay? i hear he gives u butterfly feeling in your special place but ignore and fight the urges. WE NEED TO LEAVE i need to see my wife again and give her my ding dong.
dude 2(gay): i love ding dong
dude 1: dude what? are u fucking high we are stuck in the middle of the forest he kidnapped us and ure saying u love him are u a masochist u fucking freak im stuck on the website for eternity and my entire existence will justr be dude 1. i am noone, noone knows me or cares, ure the only one who i can talk to and u treat me like this honestly bro i think u and i should stop talking after we get to safety. im gonna call the cops and u go after ding dong okay? i hear he gives u butterfly feeling in your special place but ignore and fight the urges. WE NEED TO LEAVE i need to see my wife again and give her my ding dong.
by chhrang July 18, 2024
Get the ding dong mug.To "Ding off" meaning to "fuck off", "Go die", "Eat dick", or "Fall down a well". Commonly used by the wealthy to discriminate against the poor.
Stacy: "Hey Johnathan! You did really great in last night's football game against our school rival. Your interception that won the game was amazing!! You really have a talent and I think it's great that you're pursuing a career in football. If anyone can make it all the way, it's gotta be you!"
Johnathan: "Ding off Stacy."
Johnathan: "Ding off Stacy."
by Jerble Berble November 24, 2016
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by Worm magnet April 7, 2017
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