Dings

Something that is shit or dead
Lil Durk did good but sosa was dings
by SK.Didit February 24, 2022
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Up The Ding

Up The Ding refers to the greatest football team to grace the South of England (Reading Football Club) Up The Shagging Ding
Who’s got the EFL points record? That’ll be Reading FC! Up the Ding!
by Uptheshaggingding January 29, 2024
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Ding Dong Ditcher

A Ding Dong Ditcher is a man who goes around impregnating several women, but doesn’t pay child support, is an absent father to all of his kids, and avoids all responsibility.

Example: Nick cannon and Elon Musk could be construed as DDD, but they have money. A true DDD is broke and a mooch— a scrub. No one knows how they keep getting anyone to sleep with them.
“Dave is such a ding dong ditcher. He has 4 kids and 4 baby mama, with a 5th on the way, but doesn’t know any of their birthdays or middle names.”

“Dave keeps ding dong ditching so much that his wages are finally getting garnished.
by Master WD Smith July 31, 2025
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Dinges

Means someone or something you can’t remember
Go fetch that dinges there under the dinges for me
by DcShaw September 13, 2022
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ding dong

A ding dong is a feeling, its a capitivating emotion that you feel in your special place, it is a butterfly evoker and it is very yummy feeling.

Everyone loves ding dong, it is a girls name and she is beautiful pretty hot and total bad bitch.

Ding dong is a ladies man, its very flirty and makes girls NEEEED him, he is yummily flamboyant and so wow. he definetly leaves them with an afterglow. Even Ellen Degenreres has the hots for the ding dong, especially when they are underage.
dude 1: man i dont where is ding dong

dude 2(gay): i love ding dong

dude 1: dude what? are u fucking high we are stuck in the middle of the forest he kidnapped us and ure saying u love him are u a masochist u fucking freak im stuck on the website for eternity and my entire existence will justr be dude 1. i am noone, noone knows me or cares, ure the only one who i can talk to and u treat me like this honestly bro i think u and i should stop talking after we get to safety. im gonna call the cops and u go after ding dong okay? i hear he gives u butterfly feeling in your special place but ignore and fight the urges. WE NEED TO LEAVE i need to see my wife again and give her my ding dong.
by chhrang July 18, 2024
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Egyptian ding

The act of slapping or hitting someone’s back after anal, to make them fart or possibly shart
The aftermath of the Kentucky Klondike bar and Panamanian petting zoo was concluded by an Egyptian ding
by The great ud author September 3, 2025
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ding, ding

1. The sound a person emits after partaking in the process of smoking marijuana, indicating how incredibly baked the individual is. Often followed by some illogical statement involving oven mitts and burnt cookies and much laughter.
1. Micah: Ding, ding!
Tim: I know dude, I know.
Micah: Like a couple of burnt cookies.
(absurd giggling)
by TrickerTim December 18, 2008
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