Daddy dearest

the dad from fnf idk im not into that game

Guy1: daddy dearest

by HistoricalGlaceon May 9, 2021

Shaq Daddy

The basketball move of first getting in the low post position, then dribbling the ball extremely hard two or three times, and then throw it down like you're 7' 310.

(Get the ball in the post)..."Shaq Daddy!" (dunk)

by jordan sa March 23, 2007

Insulin Daddy

The opposite of a sugar daddy. A man so broke he costs you money to date.

If my insulin daddy weren't so hot, I would drop his ass. I have to pick up the tab every time.

by trouserminnow February 2, 2015

artichoke me daddy

Okie-dokie arti-choke me daddy

Oh artichoke me daddy. harder! *dies*

by Smashpotatogirl December 25, 2016

i beat my daddy's meat

When a girl beats her boyfriend/husbands dick so he cums

I beat my daddy's meat last night mmmm his di*k so big 😍

by JK_love😍 June 18, 2017

Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy

Used when someone is shocked because something they didn't expect happened.

Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.

Yeah, we've got a test tomorrow. Didn't you know?
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.

by BitchBitch666 November 20, 2018

mr. jiggle daddy

A weiner, a cock and balls.

Its a Mr. Jiggle Daddy!

by Traveling Bob July 31, 2006