DAVED

When a friend says some thing so ridiculous do you want to just punch yourself in the face.

Josh: I just got off the phone with Diamond Diva Dave. He has sulfur burps and diarrhea; now he needs to quarantine for 14 days

Brad: Dude, you just got DAVED!

by Sausage king 802 April 14, 2021

```Doctor Sparta `~` Seven Seas <ContrabandUvilada> Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video)`~`

```Doctor Sparta `~` Seven Seas <ContrabandUvilada> Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video)`~`

```Doctor Sparta `~` Seven Seas <ContrabandUvilada> Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video)`~`

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

215 Dave

215 Dave is a Philadelphia rapper in the northeast better known for his song “im sorry kid jazz “ That was a apology song for the rapper kid jazz and made social media news Philly Scoophall. Also fights a lot and lost acouple and won a lot. Dudes a beast and more famous the shane avato. Also he makes tik toks about girls he wants to kiss.

215 Dave’s a bitch. Yo did you see 215 Dave’s Tik Tok?

by 215ryan March 17, 2021

Dave Bottom

A "Dave Bottom" is a bottom that denies their status as a bottom despite the fact it's painfully obvious that they are a bottom. Their bottom status is judged on many factors including appearance, attitude, and common behaviors along with their response to being called a bottom. This phrase is most commonly used as a form of confirmation that one is a bottom.

Annie: Honey you're a Dave Bottom
Rick: WHAT NO I'M NOT!
Annie: *sigh* He never listens....

by Positive Reinforcement September 30, 2020

Dave Gettleman

Very good modern thinking analytical NFL GM. Doesn't like running the ball or stopping the run.

Dave Gettleman: I would never draft a running back with the 2nd overall pick.

by mOnKeY mAn 2716309 March 20, 2020

hailey and dave

Hands down, best sex life ever. Hailey’s timid and poised nature balances out Dave’s boisterous manner. Dave’s blunt yet funny personality brings out Hailey’s goofy side when she’s being too serious. What one lacks in this relationship, the other makes up for. Wildly similar yet grossly different, these two make a beautiful pairing. If this couple doesn’t let their similar dominant natures get in the way of their love, they will stay together in a strong healthy relationship that can be broken by nothing. Did I mention they make a sexy AF couple?

I want what Hailey and Dave have. They’ll either be co defendants or happily together forever. Or maybe both?

by Psedocrazy November 24, 2021

Dave

A good friend; always there in times of need, always there to help you through a crisis. A lover of music and masterful teacher of the craft; a believer in Christ and humanity.

Dave was the first friend I called when I needed someone, and the last friend I had to...he's always there to help others; a.k.a. crisis averted.

by Raechel Thompson December 15, 2021