When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).
by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020
Get the Maryland Crab friesmug. Crab Meatballs is a name someone decides to call themselves for no reason. And they use that name for everything, usernames and all.
Person: Why do you call yourself Crab Meatballs?
Crab Meatballs: Because I can.
Person: Does it have any significance?
Crab Meatballs: No.
Crab Meatballs: Because I can.
Person: Does it have any significance?
Crab Meatballs: No.
by Crab_meatballs November 20, 2022
Get the crab meatballsmug. 
1. the situation of going down on a woman of Asian heritage.
2. When you’re finger blasting a chick, with a slight hint of soy sauce.
2. When you’re finger blasting a chick, with a slight hint of soy sauce.
I took this girl on a date to get Thai last night, afterwards, I got to eat a crab pagoon for dessert!
by Donnie’s back up plans August 17, 2025
Get the Crab Pagoonmug. by That one guys with the stuff December 4, 2015
Get the Crabmug. by Bob.S.Got October 16, 2019
Get the Potomac Blue Crabmug.