cow cleanser

n. one who cleans out the vaginal crevices of bovines via oral extraction

In case of a yeast infection, call the cow cleanser.

by Louis Pascal November 1, 2007

Shaved cow

a large female dressed up like she's much smaller and better looking than she is.
Generally grotesque to look at as her clothing is too revealing and not appropriate for someone of that size.

hey man did you see the shaved cow over at the bar?
man I thought this place had a weight limit at the door!

by Mr.TouchIt November 16, 2011

kick a cow

Contraction for the idiom kicking a cow to move it

See also eurocrat

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

cow tipping

When someone walks into a bar or store and finds the most obese person in the place and proceeds to walk up, push them to the ground, and promptly vacate the premises.

This can cause reactions of extreme violence by the victim and others, so it is important to leave immediately after performing the act.

"Hey did you hear about that new bar down the street? We should go do some cow tipping."

by M Rockwell July 20, 2008

cow meat

Someone who has an unnaturally large penis.

Girl 1: Did you eat his cow meat?

Girl 2: Nah, I'm a vegetarian.

by soundbounder June 16, 2008

cow town

truckers definiton of dallas tx.

on the cb you say going to cow town (dallas tx.)

by m.rooster January 28, 2006

cow puncher

the process of blindfolding a cow and punching it with boxing gloves on.

"hey man, lets go to the strip club!"
"naah, i got some cow punching to do."

by Joe Cool March 31, 2005