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Wannabe Cowboy

An individual, usually male, that attires oneself in Western Wear for the sole purpose of getting attention. Normally has no logical reason for said attire, as the individual in question did not grow up on a ranch, and did not have a career attempting to remain upright on an angry bull.

Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", other bars, or in major metropolitan areas trying to be "cool" hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".

Usually are going through an identity crisis and treat women like horse shit which they have never stepped in.

Identified by; cowboy boots, plaid shirt, t-shirt that has nothing to do with country at all, and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. Big silver belt, The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".

Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budlight" or "Budweiser" or "Coors".
"Look at that wannabe cowboy, the only heiffer he's touched today is that fat girl he's grinding"
by Zkskwlcjdksldkck March 15, 2018
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paper cowboy hats

The disposable paper toilet seat protectors, found in public restrooms.
Hey, look at these great paper cowboy hats, I found in the restroom. Try passing them out while at the airport, to strangers. Make up a sign that says, ‘Get, your free paper cowboys hats here’.
by Navydude83 March 18, 2018
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irish cowboy

Combination of a Harlem Hangover and Clevland steamer while having a potato inserted in the anus
I think I might be sick, I can't breath and when I do it smells like shit and potatoes?
Nah, you were Irish Cowboyed last night.
by Queefenator September 8, 2016
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facebook cowboy

A person that goes to Cabela’s or Bass Pro and buys everything at retail then brags to their friends online. They believe in their mind that they just had a hunt of their life!
Andrew just bought an expensive cooler from Cabela’s and posted about it. He must be a Facebook Cowboy.
by Mathleen February 7, 2018
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cowboy slant

by Jumbomunch1 February 14, 2018
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cocaine cowboy

if you want to be more effective in the drug wars, listen to Marshall Zhukov and kill not only the cocaine cowboy but also all people in the United States who produce and/or distribute the drugs, but don't consume said drugs themselves.
by Sexydimma December 31, 2016
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