Thad Collins

Griffin Collins is a senior at Lake Oswego High. ALL of his friends are freshman and he hits on every freshman girl in the school. Griffin seems to get angry at the smallest things. Griffin is very protective of his crushes and will do many things to ensure that nobody else will talk to his crushes, most likely in fear of being exposed as a freshman predator or that someone would “steal” them away from him. If you start talking to one of his many freshman crushes he will lie and spread rumors about you trying to get the freshman to stop talking to you in attempt to eliminate potential competition, he will even do this to his friends. Griffin has recently been calling himself Thad, and he also has freshman girls call him Thaddy (Thad+daddy) he thinks it’s a clever nickname, but really it makes him sound like a pedophile. He has betray many of his friends and will most likely continue to do so. He has claimed that he is getting into Ohio State University, but his GPA is a 1.8, also to be noted he recently said he is going to Penn State. He will most likely end up in jail for pedophilia if he stays on his current path. I strongly advise that you do not go near or associate yourself with him especially if you are a young girl.

Thad Collins needs to get friends his age

by XxUnknowxX May 11, 2018

Susan Collins

A woman who sells out other women for the sake of personal gain. A Susan Collins is spineless, without integrity or courage. A woman who is regarded as being subservient or excessively deferential to men.

Come on Sally don't be such a Susan Collins, rape culture is not a figment of our imagination.

by Feral Feminist October 7, 2018

Phil Collins (drink)

Put about 8 oz of fresh human semen, 2 oz of Parfait Amour and some ice in a shaker. Shake until frothy. If possible, stir with erect male genitalia and pour into a Collins glass. Garnish with male pubic hair. Best served while listening to awful music.

”I’m done man, just give me a Phil Collins (drink). Hold the cheese. What I’m gonna do in the toilet will solve all my problems. Sorry about the bloody mess in advance. One just doesn’t voluntarily listen to Phil Collins without some kinda death wish...”

by LoydMongo January 9, 2019

King Colin

King Colin is usually a 40 to 50 year old man that has hobbies such as whipping kids, cooking fish soup, and playing table tennis with one of his three slaves (Calum,libby and ellen) most people will typically find king Colin around younger children that he would like to abuse and touch. Colin is also a taker to dogs and has often been accused of beastiality

AHH king Colin has awoken

Or
Callum

by King colin April 16, 2019

JOHN COLLINS

John collins is scottish slang for shitebag/ lady

Your a pure john collins

Or .. come back here stop been a big john collins

by Morehamheed1 July 31, 2019

North Collins High school

A bunch of country hicks that just drink, do drugs and want to get laid because there is nothing else better to do out in North Collins

Let’s go party at the North Collins High School

by Country hick lover November 3, 2021

Chris and Colin

A Chris and Colin is slang for a homosexual couple, where one of the men pretends to be straight while in public, but they end up together in bed at the end of each day.

Check out those two Chris and Colin's. Chris is always trying to pick up any chick she can.
Don't let that fool you, he'll be in Colin's colon again tonight.

by Professor Switzleheimer September 23, 2016