Clam Sham

When your friend of any gender is more focused on getting it in with a lady than they are focused on a task involving your homies. Especially when said "getting it in" doesn't happen or is costly to your pal.

Friend 1: Yoooo where's the homie Jbirdski??
Friend 2: Duuude I think he's heavily involved in a clam sham. I don't think he is hopping on Fortnite...
Friend 1: Damn! I hope he gets it in and it's not all for nothing!

Clam Sham by Dinkleberg Jr February 5, 2026

Clam Chopped

The act of two naked women interlocking around a man’s head and simultaneously ear fucking him with their bare pussies.

Matthew payed for two strippers and won the prize to get clam chopped

Clam Chopped by HairyWeiner89 February 20, 2026

Clam Chopped

The act of two naked women interlocking around a man’s head and simultaneously ear fucking him with their bare pussies.

Matthew payed for two strippers and won the prize to get clam chopped

Clam Chopped by HairyWeiner89 February 20, 2026

Clam Pot

Shit bird or fuck face

I always hate going to Providence everywhere I look there’s a bunch of clam pots trying to get into an Italian restaurant that’s where 3.4 on yelp

Clam Pot by Dirty Puzzle March 7, 2026

Clam Eyes

When a beefcake (usually someone named Luke) is confronted in the street by enemy (usually someone named Trung or Tyler) and the beefcake puts his hands on the back of his head to appear harmless before suddenly taking enemy by surprise by lunging into their skull and slamming his elbows together into the sides of the enemy’s temples causing a loud ‘crack’ like a clam. Beefcake then points elbows forward and inserts elbows into enemy eye sockets causing eyes to bleed. Usually the enemy is not a threat, but may appear to need a good lesson anyway. Often the beefcake will perform a solid spinning hook kick for good measure on said opponent(s) so it looks like they were just clumsy. Cops will not usually believe the assault occurred.

“Oh man, that dude totally got clam eyes! LOL did Luke just ask Trung ‘what’s up’? Emotional damage!”

Clam Eyes by urbanlunatic March 17, 2026

Clam-Ideas

Having/getting clamitia

Having unprotected sex could potentially lead to clam-ideas.

Clam-Ideas by Calico Blackburn March 18, 2026

Clam Digger

A slur for a lesbian

"when you see a butch lesbian out in the wild: Looks like a clam digger to me"
"During an argument - You ain't nothing but a clam digging lesbian"

"When all she drives is a Subaru"

"Susan Powter"

Clam Digger by viapurifico June 9, 2026