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Chair in the grass

People who likes to sit down alone and appreciate nature around them
"I'm tired of hanging out with friends. It is time to be a chair in the grass and listen to the trees rustling and birds chirping."
by ill-paid September 23, 2016
mugGet the Chair in the grassmug.

Jim the Chair

Boyfriend of Smera, previously believed to be dead, when seen he is usually kicked
I saw Jim the Chair yesterday and I thought he was a ghost.
by Yucky295Ducky582 December 5, 2022
mugGet the Jim the Chairmug.

Taller in a chair

When a person’s fat ass is so fuckin’ gigantic that they’re taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks. (a.k.a. - “taller sitting.”)
Ms. Bertha’s ass is so damn gigantic that she’s two inches taller in a chair than she is when she stands, assuming the chair don’t collapse.
by Goofnut November 15, 2023
mugGet the Taller in a chairmug.

Chair Sitter

Friendly term used for someone who is lazy or a procrastinator.
by Take Care 333 July 30, 2021
mugGet the Chair Sittermug.

taller in a chair

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.")
Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing;
assuming the chair doesn't collapse.
by Goofnut November 19, 2023
mugGet the taller in a chairmug.

chair

friend 1: “hey we should sex on a chair later.”
friend 2: “holy shit good idea.”
by hot rubber duck February 9, 2020
mugGet the chairmug.

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