cake face

someone who wears so much makeup that
if they got water splashed on them.
their face would melt off.
exposing an ugly being.
most times they just go overboard.
and it looks terrible and too dark,
ew.

dont touch her gooey swamp cake face
i dont know what lurks under there,

by ashleyinshock February 17, 2009

cake sniffing

The way to determine the life expectancy of a used urinal cake

"Hey, wanna go cake sniffing and let me know how long till they are spent"

by IPeeFreely June 22, 2008

lotion cake

a piece of ham on top of a cracker smothered in a layer of lotion. good for the soul

" hey can i have one of dem lotion cakez?"
"notta day all out."
"fuck you"
"bye"

by alyssa n jaylene March 24, 2008

Cake Buddy

A cake buddy is someone who comes over to your house a 12am to eat cake with you. The best cake buddy in the world is mariana

"you're my cake buddy right"
"of course"
"yay i'll be over tonight"

by puff daddy williams May 17, 2013

roffle cakes

A term widely used on the internet when expresses ones appreciation for a "joke" or "hillarious phrase"

It means, "Rolling On Floor Fucking Laughing Endlessly" T

The "cakes" is used to form the phrase into a cute food like item.

Tim: Tony, your mum is really fat, she's like clinally obese you gay piss

Tony: Fuck off shit legs
Carl: ROFFLE CAKES!

by Andy_Lythe September 29, 2005

hoe cake

Sucka, someone who does not have respect(E-40)

by Anonymous February 19, 2003

Obesity Cakes

A stack of pancakes doused in about a pint of syrup and covered in butter, usually consumed for breakfast.

Man, I really need to sleep off those obesity cakes I ate at the pancake house.

by Easy P March 18, 2004