Cheese fam 

Someone who does not clean themselves or their clothes. They are very smelly with greasy hair, pimples, and BO

Evan: You see Joey over there being cheesy

Jack: Yeah he is total cheese fam

Cheese fam by Supergodking September 8, 2019

cheese weasel 

One who removes the cheese and/or toppings of another person's pizza.

Get your mitts off my pizza, you cheese weasel.

cheese weasel by SabreFreek July 22, 2010

cheese crackers

The best biscuits u could ever find. advertised by ali salvemini and emma kameniar

Its a cracker...with cheese!

cheese crackers by Never you mind July 26, 2003

Cheese Weasel Day 

Holiday that takes place on April 3rd of every year, or 3 days later if the holiday falls on a weekend. On this day, if an IT or similar worker in the high-technology industry has been good all year, the cheese weasel(not to be confused with the Wisconsin party band "The Cheese Weasels") will leave a piece of cheese(originally a slice of Kraft American, but has since become more commonplace to use any cheese) under the keyboard for said worker to find in the morning. Although the holiday's origin is murky, its tradition can be traced as far back as 1992 when a weasel was spotted carrying a Kraft Single. As Hallmark and The American Dairy Association are unaware of this holiday, it remains mostly non-commercial and is less well known than other mascot-visits-all-the-good-boys-and-girls holidays. Cheese weasel day also has its own song (which consequently has no known tune).

Official site is here: http://cheeseweaselday.com/

Fred: "Hey Bob, looks like you've been a good little IT guy this year."

Bob: "How you figure?"

Fred:***Points at Kraft Single under Bob's keyboard** "Why, you got visited by the cheese weasel of course! Don't you know its cheese weasel day?"

Bob: "Wow I completely forgot! I guess I have been good this year."
***Proceeds to eat the cheese**


Song:
“Who brings the cheese on April 3rd?
The Cheese Weasel
He’s not a silly bunny or a reindeer or a bird,
He’s the Cheese Weasel
He’s got a cute black tail
And tiny buck teeth
He doesn’t bring fish, and he
Doesn’t bring beef
So you’d better be good if you wanna get some cheese
From the Cheese Weasel.”

Cheese Weasel Day by tatersalad1246 April 3, 2009

Cheese Myth 

He's so cool that he wears rune armour to the KBD.

Guy1: did you see that noob at the KBD?

Guy2: no, who was it?

Guy1: His name was Cheese Myth, and he was wearing rune. l0l

Cheese Myth by sals cc September 20, 2009

cheese hammers 

term for someones feet who are yellow on the bottom and pasty white on top

Oh my God John took out his cheese hammers.

cheese hammers by cheesehammer April 21, 2010

Cheese grater 

When you shit in the shower and grate the shit down the drain with your foot.

I had to shit so bad I let a log fall shower , so I used the cheese grater to get I down the drain.

Cheese grater by Thomas broadway May 27, 2015