When you’re so single it makes you sad
Symptoms: depression like symptoms, torturing yourself on Pinterest by looking at pictures of couples, being annoyed by other couples, trying to find a husband in any public location, crying at every sad song you hear to the point where your mates have to check on you
Symptoms: depression like symptoms, torturing yourself on Pinterest by looking at pictures of couples, being annoyed by other couples, trying to find a husband in any public location, crying at every sad song you hear to the point where your mates have to check on you
Lily: you seem sad everything ok?
Ellie: yeah I’ve just never had a boyfriend, I’m suffering from BDD (boyfriend deprivation disorder)
Ellie: yeah I’ve just never had a boyfriend, I’m suffering from BDD (boyfriend deprivation disorder)
by Fellow BDD sufferer May 28, 2021
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Matt is such a golden retriever boyfriend, I found my mom’s jewelry in his car and he said he was going to have it professionally cleaned as a surprise. Isn’t that precious?
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Get the Favorite ex boyfriend day mug.This ones easy, his name is Cory. Tall and strong and handsome! This is the sweetest guy you will ever know! Im so incredibly lucky to call him mine! He's absolutely perfect inside and out! And did I mention he has the sexiest butt the worlds ever seen? ;) Xxxx<3
The way he can brighten your day with just a smile and how hes always reminding you that you're beautiful(: The insanely sweet messages he'll send you to remind you that he loves you, and all the Saturday's you spend together that mean the absolute world to you! He truly is the most amazing boyfriend<3
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Me - "Obviously, you know how I get at football games..."
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