Sock Block

When your wife or spouse gives you stuff to do before she leaves the house to run errands so you don't jerk it. (Into a sock)

Husband: You heading out?

Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.

Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.

Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?

Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.

Wife: Okay, I love you.

Husband: Yea... me too.

- Wife departs -

Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.

by Sweet Evil March 5, 2011

Droid blocked

When you tell your iPhone friends that you're thinking of switching to the Droid only to have one of them run right out and do it first.

I told my bros I was going to change phones but before I could one of them nabbed the one I wanted. I was totally Droid Blocked.

by crawdaddywaits April 13, 2011

fail blocking

Fail blocking is when you block someone not due to butthurt, but because they fail so badly they just aren't worth wasting your time on.

Tim gets a lot of failtrolls on his Facebook page, he does a lot of fail blocking.

by Alveron May 4, 2011

Troll-block

Like A cockblock, but instead block yours ability to troll someone.

Facebook wont let me change my name to "No One" or "Nobody" So I can like someone's status and say Nobod like this..... Facebook, you're a Troll-block.

by suskygirl July 14, 2011

bitch blockade

Similar to a cockblock, but involving females.
A girl can instigate a bitch blockade by ensuring that other girls don't go for the guy she's wheeling.

Girl 1-How dare you sit next to Esteban?
Girl 2 - Don't worry about it girl, I know you want it. I was just busting out the bitch blockade because that blonde across the table was eyeing him.
Girl 1 - Oh thanks sista.

by Edgar's #1 July 19, 2011

choch-block

Female equivalent of cock block. When a girl tries to prevent another girl from getting laid. Either a drunk biddie that doesn't know any better or just a trashbag that's jealous of you.

Person A - "Hey, what are you two doing out here all alone? I'm just gonna hangout with you all night!"
Next morning:
Person A - "So how did everything go with Harold last night?"
Person B - "Nothing happened because you wouldn't leave us alone"
Person A - "Oh shit, I choch-blocked you didn't I?"

by Urika.C September 19, 2011

Coffee Blocked

Rushing into an empty coffee shop for the coffee you've been craving and someone that has no idea what they want or has a ridiculous order has managed to squeeze to the counter before you.

When someone wanders into the coffee shop ahead of you, meanders towards the counter at the speed of stupid, and then holds up the line asking for freshly brewed decaf in her go-green mug.

"That bitch just Coffee Blocked me for decaf ..."

by Wazzu Otaku October 4, 2011