Masturbation will make you go blind

Blindness caused from masturbation as a result of ejaculating into oneselfs eyeballs.

Grandma said masturbation will make you go blind

by Yourwrongangel November 3, 2020

Blimp

To take a large dump

I just blimped everywhere

by Sean Lynes November 20, 2007

blind

An alternative to the word mate, or blud/bled. People use the word blind to replace their friends name for example.

Guy 1: Yo what's happening blind?
Guy 2: Safe as, blind.

Cooter: If you don't like me, blind.

by TunaBaby August 25, 2007

Blind

Used when you feel embarrassed

I walked out of the toilet with toilet paper hanging off my feet... It was so "Blind"!

by Paula Munro May 23, 2008

Peaky blinder

A person who likes to have semen squirted out of a man's anal into there open eyes

Man I had so much fun with tanner last night. I didmt know he was a peaky blinder

by Kevin Kline January 19, 2018

blim

Originally used just to describe small amounts of cannabis, but has recently become much more widely used in all types of contexts.

"I can't go out i got blim cash mang"

Derek "Pass me the doritos"
Clive "No, im afraid there is blim left"

by Nialbm June 25, 2006

Blind Trade

When two people trade each other a CD the other has never heard before. Kind of like a blind date, meaning you don't know what you're getting cause it could be anything at all (except a lot less awkward than a blind date).

Keith and I did a Blind Trade the other day. Keith gave me "Kid A" by Radiohead (which I had never heard before), and I gave Keith "De-Loused in the Comatorium" By The Mars Volta (which was completely new to him). It was a good Blind Trade!

by Space Wrangler September 12, 2009