by Jeff May 15, 2003
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by TehGOOSE December 30, 2011
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The bike man is the guy in your hood who drives around in an 80's full size pick-up truck or rapist pannel van and picks up abandoned and broke bikes from the garbage, he then fixes them and sells them. Dispite being the "bike man" he(or she, although rarely she) is often too portly/out of shape to ride and dosen't come of as a cyclist. Great source for vintage road bike frames to convert to a "fixie".
Q: Hey John, where did you get that sweet Peugeot fixie?
A: I bought the frame off Dave the bikeman, and built the rest myself.
A: I bought the frame off Dave the bikeman, and built the rest myself.
by flatblackrob October 11, 2007
Get the bikeman mug.Padded shorts used for biking, also known as a chamois. Feels like a full wet diaper when you sit down after a long bike ride, but instead of urine, it's wet with crotch sweat.
Person 1: "good ride, man."
Person 2: "Yah, that was a long one. I really need to go change my biker diaper."
Person 1: "gross.... Me too...."
Person 2: "Yah, that was a long one. I really need to go change my biker diaper."
Person 1: "gross.... Me too...."
by MTB man July 6, 2011
Get the biker diaper mug.Bikers Butt occurs when one is riding a bicycle in the rain. The back wheel shoots water straight up into the ass region of the biker, causing a soggy, U-shaped wet spot on the seat of the bikers pants. This causes major discomfort when sitting in class or interacting with other individuals in a social setting.
"Dude, why is your butt so wet?"
"Well, I had to get to class fast, so I rode my bike. Unfortunately, it was raining and I got a mad case of Bikers Butt. I had to sit on my wet ass for a 2 hour lab. It fucking sucked!!"
"Well, I had to get to class fast, so I rode my bike. Unfortunately, it was raining and I got a mad case of Bikers Butt. I had to sit on my wet ass for a 2 hour lab. It fucking sucked!!"
by zbear25 September 10, 2011
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