Chocolate fist blast

To get ones fist covered in fecal matter from rapidly pumping ones fist into an anal cavity other another person.

"Man Matt the rangers sure are chocolate fist blasting the Canadians right now"

by Cinnamonring May 18, 2014

Finger Blasting Bastards

An ever fluctuating group of musicians all over the world who supply every woke wook with whatever they are scavenging for.

Being a groupie for Finger Blasting Bastards was amazing being Finger blasted on stage with the pyramids in sight is something that no one in the splash zone will ever forget!

by September 04, 2022

Frozen Finger Blast

While riding a ski lift, you try to fingerblast your girl into an orgasm before you reach the top of the hill. Her vaginal liquids will freeze on ur finger creating a tasty popsicle when you get off the lift!

I was hungry so I just gave her a frozen finger blast and it held me over until dinner

by Ginger106615 February 08, 2017

blast shit nickers

the act of passing gas and getting crap all over the inside of your pants

Hey son, i found a brown stain on your pants while doing laundry, did you blast shit nickers again?

by SOdeadAFTERschool September 01, 2010

irish moisture blast

that unfortunate moment when you piss and vomit at the same time.

"Yeah, Wignall can't make it today, he had an Irish moisture blast this morning."

by Corbn_4344 October 15, 2023

Orange Pineapple Blast

When an Asian and a Hawaiian get together and make magic happen in the BUTT so much that they both experience explosive diarrhea!

we totally got Orange Pineapple Blast after the party! danm Mexican food

by Barry Van Vixen July 02, 2009

tango ice blast

A Cold frozen drink very overpriced and purchased from most overpriced cinemas.

I would like a Tango Ice blast to drink please

by Purpleflamingo12 March 27, 2018