Blasting fudge monkeys

Shitting dark chocolate turds

I knew the man was in the bathroom blasting fudge monkeys down the toilet

by Abbien0rmal September 11, 2016

Frozen Finger Blast

While riding a ski lift, you try to fingerblast your girl into an orgasm before you reach the top of the hill. Her vaginal liquids will freeze on ur finger creating a tasty popsicle when you get off the lift!

I was hungry so I just gave her a frozen finger blast and it held me over until dinner

by Ginger106615 February 7, 2017

irish moisture blast

that unfortunate moment when you piss and vomit at the same time.

"Yeah, Wignall can't make it today, he had an Irish moisture blast this morning."

by Corbn_4344 October 15, 2023

blast shit nickers

the act of passing gas and getting crap all over the inside of your pants

Hey son, i found a brown stain on your pants while doing laundry, did you blast shit nickers again?

by SOdeadAFTERschool September 1, 2010

coems blast 🤑

Basically cum blast but funny

🤑

when I play roboboblox I do really coems blast 🤑

by The Italian-Romanian guy. August 2, 2023

tango ice blast

A Cold frozen drink very overpriced and purchased from most overpriced cinemas.

I would like a Tango Ice blast to drink please

by Purpleflamingo12 May 16, 2018

Orange Pineapple Blast

When an Asian and a Hawaiian get together and make magic happen in the BUTT so much that they both experience explosive diarrhea!

we totally got Orange Pineapple Blast after the party! danm Mexican food

by Barry Van Vixen July 5, 2009