Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.
by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016
Get the Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorchmug. Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
by Djentile March 13, 2019
Get the Lesbian Birthdaymug. A person that expects everyone to recognize and celebrate them without ceasing on their birthday. The day is often accompanied with emotional breakdowns.
Dudley Dursley whined and whined about his gifts on his birthday, something only a birthday brat would do.
by WhiteBoyPlayThatFunkyMusic April 24, 2017
Get the birthday bratmug. Kieran is a cool underrated guy! It’s his 15th birthday and that’s sound so hey kieran it’s me have a good day! If you see this send it to the groupchat
by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020
Get the KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020mug. Oh! Looks like it’s Payton’s birthday month. Guess we have to get her a golf cart and a gift every day
by Sadnap June 6, 2021
Get the Payton’s birthday monthmug. "Hey guys, Bertuzzi got a hat trick tonight, its called a Hatty Birthday"
"Hatty Birthday Tyler Bertuzzi! You got a beauty hat trick tonight at the game against Colorado."
"Hatty Birthday Tyler Bertuzzi! You got a beauty hat trick tonight at the game against Colorado."
by Samwise_92 February 27, 2024
Get the Hatty Birthdaymug. If ur reading this then today is the greatest day in the world .. cuz on this day my world was born in a form of this sweet lovely adorable creature that eats too much bslamtha inshllah ♥ so happy birthday babygirl ! muah love u "more"
by Mr Ani February 18, 2023
Get the happy birthday abirmug.