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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025
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This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"
by PPHal December 12, 2023
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River City Snowie

A method of freebasing methamphetamine when access to clean water and spoons is limited. Residents of lowland housing in River City will use their own semen as solvent to dissolve meth so at to make it liquid enough to inject directly.
Man, the water's been cut off and all of my spoons have been stolen. I'm gonna have to make a River City Snowie of I want this crystal.
by Arther Dunt August 8, 2025
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River

River is one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. He’s antisocial around big crowds and reluctant to meet new people. But if you can manage to chase your way into his circle he is a hilarious guy with a huge personality that will always make you laugh. He is a total Dork. On a deeper level, he is the worlds best boyfriend and always knows what to do, even in the worst situations. Treat him right and he’ll do the same. But mistreat him and I will. find. you.
“Who’s that guy in the corner?”
“Oh that’s just River, he doesn’t talk to many people.”
“Who’s that one girl chasing him??”
“That’s his girlfriend. We don’t question her.”
by River’s True Lover August 6, 2023
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fell in the river

There are four different terms for fell/falling in the river

Actually falling into a river
Passing out after drinking way too much at a party

Getting wasted

Tripping and falling in a spectacular way
Dude, Judy's sister just fell in the river, now she's mad and soaking wet

Last night i fell in the river at Steve's bachelor party, my hangover is killing me!

Watch that chick over there on the corner of the bar, she's trying to fall in the river with whiskey shots

Sam fell in the river after tripping over an imaginary water hose by the corner of his house, the garbage bag he was carrying burst open and paper went flying everywhere
by chachawatcher July 5, 2009
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river davis morrow

A fucking awesome friend. he always has your back but will tell you when you are wrong. He is trustworthy and cool as hell.
"My friend is such a River Davis Morrow! He always has my back and I could trust him with my life."
by 12u4y9489289498u January 4, 2017
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Indian River Middle School

Indian river middle school is a peice of shit filled with hores and fake ass people the teachers are sexist and its fucking gross the water fountains are shit and so are the people and there ain't no thick girls
by Teagan Wynne March 28, 2020
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