Bush Fever

1. Bush fever compels one to take a liking to a person due to limited options available.
2. Lowering one's standards on account of the town's only bachelor.

A universal concept that traverses social situations. Can occur at school, in the workplace, or commonly on the bus or train.

1: Omg, I think I like that guy on my train.

2: No way, he is so not hot. Hunni, you have bush fever.

by ADIGFHBAEIVNERO09 January 4, 2011

bush blowout

First described by Dr Fred, it is the term used to describe
pubic hair extending from the confines of a womans bathing suit.While on the decline for a while, it has made a comeback as the retro pubic hair style has returned

wow, that girl needs a waxing, look at her bush blowout

by imz14u April 10, 2011

table brush

A very big mostache which would be inconvenient when the mostached person wants to snort drugs; he'd probably brush it all away

Go shave that table brush Gar!

by Dighneaubendah October 24, 2006

Beat around the bush

When you have such copious amounts of pubic hair, that you have to reach around your bush to pull your monkey, causing an inconvenient delay.

Big Easy: Yo bro, my wife won’t let me smash so I’ve had to tug on my rope lately. It’s also no shave November, so I’ve had to beat around the bush.

Tyrant: When you say beating around the bush, you mean like delaying the shaving of your man shrubs?

Big Easy: No I literally have to beat around my bush. I got more hair down there than Rapunzel.

Tyrant: Sounds like a hairy situation.

by Stoney69 November 30, 2019

George W. Bush

A ruthless capitalist numbnuts who deserves to be boiled alive in his own oil. Commander-in-Chief of the British Army, Navy and RAF. Caring owner of Tony, fifty-something year old poodle, exceptionally well-trained. Former Governor of Texas, if only he'd stayed there. Sniffed cocaine at Harvard, where he was only able to survive thanks to the fact that the people in charge of the institution had their lips firmly clammed shut round George Bush Senior's greasy cock. If this man were to simply convert to Islam this would be a better world.

"President" George W. Bush tragically died today. Ah well.

by Morgan Davies January 16, 2004

President Bush

The most horrific yet awesome pet name for a vagina.

Her President Bush is makin' my soldier SALUTE! Yeeeaaaah boi!

by therealrec October 3, 2010

George W. Bush

The most expensive puppet ever built, costing nearly a billion dollars to install and most of the budget surplus and U.S. international borrowing power to maintain. Most of the technology expense has gone into the cost of the giant invisible strings attached to Bush's hands and feet which half the country can't see. The strings can only be pulled by giant corporations and a couple of Bush's associates, including Dick Cheney.

"How do they make GEORGE W. BUSH seem so lifelike and real?"

"I don't know, man, we all know he's a PUPPET."

by Jeffrey September 13, 2005