Alaskan Penpal

The practice of finding someone on the internet to partake in the bizarre sexual practice of dressing as Eskimo and playing with frozen human excriment.

I met this guy on the net, he could be my next Alaskan Penpal

by BorisNiggleBottom November 11, 2014

Alaskan Ass Slide

The action of taking a cold beverage and letting it dribble through one's ass cheeks and down into another person's mouth.

Aye bro, did hear about Mindy preforming an alaskan ass slide with Tina? She screamed as the cold beer slid through her ass crack into Tina's face.

by Quacktitis July 17, 2014

Alaskan trifecta

This is a fairly complicated sex position. While a man is putting his penis in a girls mouth he simultaneously puts one hand into her vagina and the other in her anus. Achieving satisfaction in three different areas.

I just did an Alaskan trifecta with my girlfriend. What an experience.

by tbruno87 August 6, 2016

Alaskan Spank Tank

This occurs when you hit an elderly woman from behind as her oxygen tank slowly leaks into your butt causing a relaspe. This is also known as Jackass 4.

The other day i boned this lady so hard and gaver her the ol alaskan spank tank!

by Donald Trumps Guilty Pleasure July 30, 2016

Alaskan Finger Fuck

Its when you get frost bite on your fingers and proceed to finger fuck a girl in her vagina or ass.

Ronnie stuck his cold fingers inside Ashley and Alaskan Finger Fucked Her from dusk till dawn.

by Kdogg563 July 16, 2016

Alaskan zipper lock

When your fucking a girl in their pussy hole and your going to pull out to cum in her as but you miss, jizzing between her as cheeks and freezing it below 0 degrees

Bro 1: It was getting all hot and heavy with my girl and I accidentally did the Alaskan zipper lock.

Bro 2: DAMN FAM YOU DUMB AS HELL HOW DID YOU MISS?!?!

by THAT ONE CUM DUMPSTER October 2, 2016

Alaskan Slip ‘n’ Slide

The act of glazing five or more people at once with semen, then proceeding to line them up in a row, naked, laying down shoulder to shoulder. The perpetrator now slides belly-first down the slick aisle of cum-slathered torsos.

That rager was lit, I hear Tony pulled an Alaskan Slip ‘n’ Slide off with some freshman girls.

by SpeedyKitten March 5, 2019