Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers

"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."

by Outside_Win3020 May 24, 2025

mill about

to go around without any purpose

don't mill about here if you don't want to confront a wild animal

by xdeuce June 29, 2022

Tie a bit of twine about that

A synonym of the phrase "Fuck It", typically used by those with an agricultural background.

"I'm so broke but I want to go out" "Ah sure tie a bit of twine about that, be grand"

by countyculchie March 09, 2016

You look about 15

An exaggerated way of saying someone in their late teens/early twenties looks young for their age. They may be chance look actually 15 but usually they look a little older than 15 but younger than their actual age.

22 year old: Could I get a litre of vodka please?
Cashier: Do you have ID on you?
Friend: HAHAHA! YOU LOOK ABOUT 15!

by LordJenal May 15, 2024

the egg about to crack

when you are about to lose your virginity and go off the rails and have the police called on you 😷😈 la chocolate

okay in 2 months i will be 20. yes this is my year. the egg about to crack. hahahahhahah its going down. boring ass.

by sadtherealest August 03, 2022

Herm-abouting

1. When you want to be asocial and hermit, but you have to socialize and be out and about.
2. When you find a happy medium between being asocial an being out and about.

1. “I am mentally herm-abouting”

2. “I am herm-abouting in my sweatshirt and acting unapproachable”

by Shi-Fi May 13, 2023

don’t even think about it girl

popularly used in videos that could be written as comments

oh no no no no you’re not getting a dog don’t even think about it girl

by wassup shaheer December 23, 2021