face like a slapped arse

Face contorted in displeasure or annoyance, resulting in a less than flattering look.

Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

J.A.P.A.N

"Just Another Pretty-Ass Nigga"

Acronym or phrase used to represent those kids living in areas around Japan- particularly the military bases. Usually the baller or gangster type; skaters and punkers may be included- just make sure that you're "pretty" and "fresh". No, you don't have to be Black or even a Japanese person to represent or be represented...as long as you're down and you're one of 'them cool kids', you're "just another pretty-ass nigga".

*note: only those living or have lived in Japan can use/represent themselves as J.A.P.A.N

Damn, look at Keith.. he's J.A.P.A.N.

after checking yourself out in the mirror, you say to yourself with full big-headed arrogance: "I'm J.A.P.A.N."

by Nihon September 4, 2006

torn a new asshole

To be dominated in such a way that there IS NO COMEBACK.

The corvette got torn a new asshole by <random european car>

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

duche a coboose a

when u shank some one you hate in the knee cap and they yell duche a caboose a.

pronounciation: duche a caboose a stupid

ahhhhhhh duche a coboose a. you stabbed me in the F#$*@ing knee cap.

by Black Jocker 2 October 16, 2008

N.A.W.A

Native Americans With Attitude, A native american that has an attitude toward others.
Also known as a group of natives that stick close together

Boy: Damn that indian just told me to fuck myself!

Friend: Wow he must be part of th N.A.W.A.

by A-Hank lips October 22, 2009

a dollar a joint

Also known as adaj. A marijuana legalization project created by proffesional stoner bakednick. Its a promising idea that involves everyone donating $1 or more to a selected charity (not yet announced). On the dollar everyone will write adaj.us so people will know what website to visit and also so the charities will know who it is donating and what we stand for. It sounds doubting but will raise much publicity that can't be ignored. For more information or to get involved please visit adaj.us.

Stoner 1: hey man I really want weed to be legalized man

Stoner 2: man haven't you heard of like a dollar a joint man? Just visit adaj.us and get involved man

Stoner 1: Will do, after this! *bong hit*

by msrager March 15, 2011

Pulling a Classy as Fuck

The act of poking a ridiculously hot bitch on Facebook, either resulting in her messaging you or poking you back as if she is interested.

Guy 1: Dude, I tried pulling a classy as fuck on this hoe with over 3,000 Facebook friends

Guy 2: How’d that turn out?

Guy 1: She deleted and reported me for sexual harassment.

by jomama217 September 28, 2011