apple bong

it's when you take an apple, drill a hole through the middle, and stick marijuana in it.

Hao ate some of an apple bong and it came out in his shit.

by Amanda Hsiao June 8, 2003

Apple Year

The amount of time it takes an Apple product to get old, from the day it is purchased. An Apple Year is usually less than one month, although it depends based on the product

I can't believe this! I bought the iPad just an Apple Year ago, and now they're coming out with a new one!

by imamac March 24, 2012

apple computer

a large, cumbersome, ugly, expensive paperweight

"The theif stole my papers, but not the colorful apple computer I was using to hold them down."

by the sheepherder July 5, 2003

apple computer

piece of shit computer, can only run w. other apple software and one of the many companies that complains that mircosoft is a monoply which they are but produce good computer accessories...not apple shit.

by SFdickie49 July 3, 2003

apple computer

a personal computer manufacturer well known for the stylish design of their high-end computers, also a computer manufactured by Apple

Apple Computer just released some new software yesterday.

by teh_applegoddess July 6, 2003

apple computer

A computer-like object that tries to pretend that it is a PC. Instead, it is just an electronic toy controlled by a mouse with only one button. Disgraceful! Commonly referred to as a Macintrash, Crapintosh, or Macintrash (because of Macintosh apples, of course).

In elementary school, before we learned what real computers were, we thought apple computers were very technologically advanced.

by Brubaker July 7, 2003

apple computer

The premier computer platform used by top multimedia professionals. Hacks and mindless drones in cubicles use PCs.

Damn... I wish I had some talent, then I would have an excuse to buy an Apple Computer.

by Mac Daddy August 28, 2003