tucking in his shirt

Attempting to masturbate, in what is incorrectly thought to the fapper, a non-obvious manner.

Sandra assumed Rudy always jerked off in the shower however here he was, tucking in his shirt whilst lying down.

by Zytheran October 22, 2020

guy-in-a-checked-shirt

Possibly the best Tumblr user.... ever.

This is known to bring happiness and joy to all that follow it.

guy-in-a-checked-shirt will grant you wishes.

guy-in-a-checked-shirt is your father.

Only guy-in-a-checked-shirt can stop forest fires.

I follow a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt it makes me happy.

I was in a forest fire and I tried to put it out but only a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt could put it out.... I died that day.

by a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt November 10, 2013

California Shirt

Another way of saying Hollister clothing in another state other than California.

My middle aged teacher is wearing a California shirt.

by qwertyuiop130 January 6, 2012

Shirting

Shitting in a woman's crotch and then making her squirt when she comes so hard

Dude I was bangin this chick after I deuced in her crotch and she came so hard she was shirting

by Throddleman June 23, 2016

breakfast shirt

A shirt of any kind that has a food stain on the front side. Typically on the chest area.

Everyone at Wal-Mart was wearing their tweety bird breakfast shirt!!

by JCutts March 22, 2019

Cuss Dumb Cult Shirt

Cuss= Profanity, personality, sexuality, explicit, bold, emotion, conflict, demand.

Dumb= ignorance, incompetence, contradictory, human, condition, humility, funny.

Cult= religion, story-telling, belief, comradery, narratives, false narratives, perspectives, leaders, followers, god, country, nation, family, corporation, data.

Shirt= fashion, art, design, status, vision, streetwear, material.

aka: custom cultured ... + shwag

"Yow Koral! Listening to you and Ceppy on the 'Cuss Dumb Cult Shirt' podcast reeaallllyyy made me flip thee switch. Now I lead my life custom cultured baby. I'm a sheshy n****"

"Tina told the whole 7th grade class i was a dumb bih. One wednesday I just stood up ion the tables of the cafeteria and yelled 'Naw fam. Im a CUSS dumb bih!'"
#customized #cussdumbiced

by Sheshy Data December 12, 2020

Usin' A Shirt

The Act of commiting a high degree of crimes semi-naked, and tucking your shirt between and in your rectum, to justify being naked in puplic.

"I wasn't naked! I was Usin' A Shirt!"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023