second hand masturbation

when another person preforms oral on you and you kiss afterwards...

person 1: yo man i was with a girl last night and she blew me
person 2: did you kiss afterwards?
person 1: yes...
person 2: that's second hand masturbation

by polarisbae June 20, 2016

Second Hand Spoil

The same as spoiling but with a twist. It is saying that a character did not die in the movie and is still alive instead of telling the person who dies.

Mark: Oh boy I’m about to see endgame!
Chris: Nice! You know Thor doesn’t die!
Mark: Damn it chris! You just second hand spoil!

by Citorealia May 04, 2019

second hand dome

When you use a bong or pipe after someone has used it for a spliff or mole bowl and get a head rush from the nicotine.

Jared used my bong after I ripped a spliff and he got second hand domed.

by Jared Daniga April 14, 2014

Second Hand Horniness

When you get horny from hearing of someone else's sexual interactions

I got Second Hand Horniness when hearing about Jacob's girlfriend

by Corina Corina March 25, 2021

second hand drinking

when a sober person pretends to be drunk or acts stupid among drunk people

is that guy drunk?
no, it's just second hand drinking

by slashthenoob May 08, 2010

Second hand coffee

The liquid that comes out of your ass after the first cup of coffee

“Dude I’m about to go brew some serious second hand coffee”

by IBS warrior July 13, 2021

Freedom's Per Second

Blasting taliban with a machine-gun

Gay Tony: Holy shit we're getting shot at by taliban
Joe Shmoe: Don't worry, I'll blast that sandnigger with my machinegun. Shit shoots 50 freedom's per second.

by JoeShmoeBFuckinYourHoe November 09, 2019