Joey: shut up you stupid panda
Ryan: what the fuck do you mean by that?
Joey: you’re black and white
Ryan: are you fucking kidding me?
Joey: 🐼
Ryan: what the fuck do you mean by that?
Joey: you’re black and white
Ryan: are you fucking kidding me?
Joey: 🐼
by Detective Deez January 11, 2023
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Birthplace: A small out of the way dimension
Height: 8'
Weight: 350 lbs. (that includes all his fur)
Pet Peeve: People who say, "Who gave you the black eyes?"
Favorite Battle Hold: Bear hug
Description
Descended from giant mutant Earth pandas, a thousand years in the future, Panda Khan is the Samurai ruler of a genetically improved tribe of battlin' bears. Leaving his alien world in search of great adventure, Khan boarded a Tong pirate ship and using the ancient art of Ting Zing Pao, time-traveled to Earth, 1990. Landing in the sewers, Panda Khan linked up with the Turtles for an unbearably good time. Living by the code of the Khan, Panda Khan "Khantinues" to help the Turtles combat crime and cruelty wherever he finds it. Outfitted with his protective chain mail and samurai armor, Panda Khan's hard for the Foot Clan to "bear."
Birthplace: A small out of the way dimension
Height: 8'
Weight: 350 lbs. (that includes all his fur)
Pet Peeve: People who say, "Who gave you the black eyes?"
Favorite Battle Hold: Bear hug
Description
Descended from giant mutant Earth pandas, a thousand years in the future, Panda Khan is the Samurai ruler of a genetically improved tribe of battlin' bears. Leaving his alien world in search of great adventure, Khan boarded a Tong pirate ship and using the ancient art of Ting Zing Pao, time-traveled to Earth, 1990. Landing in the sewers, Panda Khan linked up with the Turtles for an unbearably good time. Living by the code of the Khan, Panda Khan "Khantinues" to help the Turtles combat crime and cruelty wherever he finds it. Outfitted with his protective chain mail and samurai armor, Panda Khan's hard for the Foot Clan to "bear."
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Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.
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crush na crush kita ‼️‼️
-his hair is majestic
-hes so sweet and amazing
-hes funny
-non toxic
-silly :3
-his hands are so soft and he’s so cutee
-I like him but I have mixed feelings
For now I won’t stop loving and admiring him until he finds out. I hope we’ll still be good friends. We’ve been friends since grade 2 <333
crush na crush kita ‼️‼️
-his hair is majestic
-hes so sweet and amazing
-hes funny
-non toxic
-silly :3
-his hands are so soft and he’s so cutee
-I like him but I have mixed feelings
For now I won’t stop loving and admiring him until he finds out. I hope we’ll still be good friends. We’ve been friends since grade 2 <333
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