Ottoman Slap

In an attempt to prove yourself, you end up utterly destroyed and humiliated.

Man... Ken got the Ottoman Slap after trying to beat Ron in basketball. He never even got a chance to shoot the ball.

by Epix187 February 13, 2018

slapping wrinklies

old people having sex

in the words of Jason Mewes....Nooge

by ___________ January 17, 2004

slap

Used in substitution to almost every verb. Similar to "smurf" in the popular cartoon. See also: "pop"

Did you slap the game yesterday?
I slapped her an email, but she didn't reply.
After some foreplay, we started slapping.
Slap this, shit man, it's good shit.
I'm thinking of slapping it, but it's quite pricey.

by Nicola November 13, 2003

dong slap

The act of being hit with a coin of the vietnamese national currency.

Nguyen slapped me with his dong.

by sp0rkius March 01, 2004

Sonic Slap

When a man with white gloves, paints himself blue and then twirls his penis in a circle, then proceeds to slap a sleeping hedgehog.

Mr. Herbert hid in my basement and waited for me to let my hedgehog out of his cage so he could sonic slap a bitch

by Sonicslapper69 November 12, 2019

slap through

When one chick accidentally slaps another chick's vagina while attempting to slap her butt from behind.

When two chicks are dancing and one goes to slap the other's butt from behind and accidentally swings through the legs reaching her vagina. This is called the "slap through."

first girl: OMG! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to slap through.
second girl: It's okay. I kind of liked it. ;)

by bp funny man May 12, 2010

slapping the Pope

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.

The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

by Kristian Berry May 08, 2008