Top clown

Someone that does not work a Traditional type of job, New school.
Ex. Food delivery, airbnb, Ride share drivers, Online stars and etc.

"I heard Mike got a top clown job lol."

by 459395 May 2, 2023

Twisty clown

A real badass evil clown from American Horror Story. He was unfortunately killed before his time. However, an army of new Twisty clown's has returned this year to visit us on Halloween.

There is a Twisty clown hanging on the back of the bus, and I swear those are real scars on his neck.

by Lawrence Triptathane October 29, 2016

clown alien

Someone who doesn't know any clow aliens.

Use as a noun would normally be used you freaking lonely clown alien

by mr.andms.mr.andms. April 16, 2022

Blow the Clown

While this phrase often has sexual and/or circus related meanings, it is often cited in some parts of the country as having to blow into a breathalyzer to measure blood alcohol content after a traffic stop.

Joe got pulled over and blew the clown last night, now he is in the drunk tank.

From the Randall Zwarte' Band's song, Blow the Clown: "Blow the Clown means you're going down." This is a reference to being pulled over during a traffic stop for suspicion of DUI or DWI (Driving Under the Influence).

by J_in_Bennington March 8, 2010

Clown Juice

A metaphorical substance that when ingested makes an individual, a group, a piece of media, etc ironically funny - especially when their intent was to be serious.

This substance can also be produced by exceedingly funny material, and can be pictured as excreting or discharging from said material.

Jim -in an unironic video essay: you see leafs being green and not red is the very reason we need to have poor people.
Jill -to her friends: Holy shit, that man is dripping with clown juice.

by Fox the Thinker August 11, 2023

Chodeo clown

The leader of the chodeo, or large group of douche bags. A real ass clown, but extra chodey.

That guy parked right behind your car and now you can’t leave. Total chodeo clown.

by Dave with two D’s June 15, 2020

Circus clown

A clown at a circus.

He was a 400 pound comedian who hit puberty at 10 and did backflips across the stage, leaving craters everywhere in case the audience missed the circus. He was a circus clown.

by Solid Mantis January 10, 2021