your mom

a joke that is something you prob should not say to your dad

hey man what did you do lastnight?

Your mom.

a common response i use when said to me is
...Your mom.

well my moms dead so that's necrophilia

by umeria March 1, 2022

Your mom

This person likes your mom and isn’t afraid to hide it. 😍
In short. This person is your new father figure.
Hahhaha

Future dad: your mom
You: hi dad

by Skeletonmom goals August 17, 2024

Your mom

Your mom is a joke that everyone on earth says. Your mom is the stupidest but the best joke in existence

Jeff:knock knock
Joe:whos there
Jeff:your
Joe:your who
Jeff:your mom

by anonymous October 31, 2021

your mom

the lady i fucked last night

“oh yah your mom she know how to do it right”

by yourmomthebomb.com June 15, 2019

your mom

your mom is someone who gave birth to you.

Your mom.

by 12345678987654323456789o November 9, 2022

Your mom

10 percent of earths mass

When your mom went on a diet, she ended world hunger,

by Chickenmcnugget6 October 8, 2021

your mom

lil bitch who suck my dick every day XDDDDD

I banged your mom yesterday. pleb XDDDD

by Tonnyz May 9, 2018