New York State Exam

A fucking shit test created by Albany to test students on topics such as reading and math. It usually comes once a year around April or May.

Student 1: Hey man! Are you ready for the New York State Exam?
Student 2: Oh not that bullshit again!

by Minecraft1238 January 8, 2019

New York Dirty Dog

In order to perform the New York Dirty Dog, one must be a cisgender male, heterosexual, and incredibly, incredibly courageous. If so, even then they must brace themselves for what is to come. To begin, you must travel to Times Square, New York. There you will find dozens of homeless people who are in need of money. Find one that is an uncircumcised male, and tell him you will give him 10,000 if you can suck his dick. He is NOT allowed to shower or clean himself in anyway beforehand. If he agrees, you must stay true to your word.

Joey dared me to give someone a New York Dirty Dog, and he’ll pay me 50K. It’s a 40K profit, totally worth it.

by Eggstra Stinky January 3, 2021

new york city cyclone

When you shit into a ceiling fan with the hershey squirts and it goes down onto your sexual partner who you are whilst fucking them doggy style and ejaculate into there ass.

Person A: "Oh man I was fucking her so hard in the ass last night I did a new York city cyclone"

Person B: "yeah that's great now I'm not hungry anymore"

by Haku Shimapans July 12, 2015

New York Islander Fan

a person that gets no head, no girls, and no wins

cool rangers fan: haha we swept the islanders again!
dude 8: cool bro!
new york islander fan: my wife hasn’t touched me since 1972

by avalanchefucker December 30, 2022

New York Stock Exchange

A place where Wall Street screws Main Street

Big Banker: Hey, I messed up gambling on the New York Stock Exchange. Seems that I'm not as smart as I think I am. I need bailout moneys.
Government: Ok.
Lowly Bank Customer: What? My interest rate just jumped 30 percent! Now, how am I going to pay off this debt?

by PseudonymKeKeKe October 24, 2009

New York Minute

A quickie in Central Park

"Let's have a quickie in the woods in the park. It'll only take a minute."

by REAL AMERICAN June 30, 2005

New York Giants Fans

The first fans to leave when their backs are to the wall. These fans often more commonly resemble spectators.

See: Bandwagon
Also see: Worst fans in the History of sports.

Giants down by 6. And the stands are clearing out. I've never seen anything like it, New york Giants Fans have abandoned this team.

What a display of poor sportsmanship.

by Phillysmack January 17, 2009