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social not-working

Procrastinating important things in need to be done such as studying, or assignments due the next day, by social networking on websites like facebook.
Dork: "Hey, did you get that assignment done yet? i already finished my research paper"
Typical lazy guy: "No, i'm social not-working right now"

Teacher: "Im concerned about your grades slipping, have you been studying?"
Student: "No, i've been socially not-working instead"
Teacher: (sighs) Facebook is the only book kids will read these days...
by mickeyd23 March 6, 2011
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Water Work's

Slang for a Hitman,
Like I need some "Water Work's" done for my wife she's been a bitch lately. You Can find some good "Water Works" company's on the internet
by Water Worker April 14, 2014
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College Works

A painting internship located across the continental United States that offers college and university students a chance to learn real life business experience. This internship is not for the faint of heart or those looking to skim the internship surface. If you don't come to work, then you will have wasted your time and the companies. Learn skills such as sales, advertising, marketing, entrepreneurship and communication. As an intern you will be responsible for all business aspects of a residential painting business. An attention grabber for any resume'.
College Works is the largest entrepreneurial internship in the United States.
by bond_boy_11 January 5, 2011
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No Work Minute

The minute in every twelve hour period (on a 12-hour clock) where work cannot be found.

Thought to have originated with 404.
Management was not pleased to discover that the no work minute had made its way into the office building, but what else could we do every day at four minutes after four; there was no work to be found after all.
by Kapelteta February 4, 2010
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Working Hour

1. (n) A pop rock band from Indianapolis, IN named after a Tears For Fears song.
2. (adj.) Used to describe anything with a similar style to the band - usually referring to their prep-rock appearance or emotive song content and willingness to make grand gestures for a loved one's satisfaction.
2. "That sweater vest is very Working Hour of you."

or

"Mike was so into Katie he went all Working Hour on her and made her a miniature house; it took him four years and she didn't even like it."
by TellyRide77 September 18, 2009
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sewage works

A term for an arsehole.
"My bird got her rat out last night, but I did her up the sewage works instead"
by max May 2, 2005
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work laundry

The personal or underground secrets or personal business of co-workers or the entire work environment. People who know peoples work laundry are basically those who know their dirty laundry, but that of working area or corporate.
Jean: Man, supervisor James is a fucking crack-head I swear...he acts like one...
Marlow: Man why you spreading James work laundry? Janitor Bill and Pizza boy A.D. already head he was a crack head!

A.D.: Did you hear about Supervisor Heather? She slept with that one guy who orders the same chicken-bacon-club sandwhich everyday.
Sophia: Damn, everyone knows her work laundry..
by Newport Boo 813 May 6, 2008
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