Double win

To describe a win-win situation.

I pissed in her mouth, and she spit it back in mine; double win!

by AidrankAileen January 29, 2022

Bi-Winning

Popularized by Charlie Sheen's famous comment, this term means that you "win here and you win there." This term is twice as awesome as its single form, winning. It also beats other related win variants, such as FTW, WTF (Win That Football), and Epic Win. They can also be combined with the prefix bi-, to create bi-FTW, bi-WTF, and Bi-Epic Win.

(FPS game) "DUDE! I just killed two guys with one bullet! I'm bi-winning!!!"
(Lady Gaga fan) "Lady Gaga is so bi-winning, she dates boys and girls at the same time!"
(Gambler) "Woh, won a jackpot AND the lottery. I'm totally bi-winning."

by Iceshark March 22, 2011

We Will Win

Arr you saying my name there?

Hym "Because 'We will win' is what I'm hearing. Either something is switching the words around or you're not saying it."

by Hym Iam April 18, 2025

naw i'd win

A famous quote from the show jujitsu kaisen. It's a response to hen someone asks if you can beat your opponent.

Jim: hay do you think you can win against Greg?
Jake: naw i'd win

by Episodes 11 December 3, 2023

win machine

A character in a story, TV show, movie, etc. that only grows stronger as circumstances get harder so there is never any real chance of losing

The Hulk never loses, he is a win machine, he just gets stronger the angrier he gets until he wins.

by Mushroomtattoo May 29, 2018

A Hutzel Win

A win that is based on only luck and should be counted as a loss. Such as having an absolute terrible fantasy football team but your team gets extremely lucky and it wins games it shouldn't have won.

Wow did you see the Alabama game last night?

No but I heard it was quite a hutzel win.
It sure was. What a bunch of frauds.

by Beter Griffin has ligma September 30, 2021

winning the lottery

the only way for dad to come back with the milk

You: Mom I won the lottery!
Mom: We can finally move out of this apartment!
Dad:*Walks into the room* Hey son I'm back with the milk!
You and mom: WTF!?!?!

winning the lottery: dad comes back with milk

by iburneddown21orphaneges December 28, 2022