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Portland Pistol Whip

While getting an HJ (or ZJ) in the Champagne Room of a grimey Portland strip club, the stripper disses your Veganism background and your pussy-ass Twill pants so you rise up and beat her down with your hammer, whilst also glazing her face with your seed making her look like a VooDoo Donut.
Ryan: I’m going to Portland this weekend, going to check out some strip clubs.

James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.

Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!
Related Words

runner's whip 

Runner's whip occurs when you are running but your dick be too long so it keeps whipping back and forth until you get bruises on your inner thighs.
Wife: Babe, what happened to your legs?
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!
runner's whip by this_is_true February 13, 2018

pack the whip 

a game to see how many people you can fit in the car
person1: hey we can only fit 4 people to go to the game and we said we could take you to 7 people
person2: guess we'll have to play pack the whip
pack the whip by Old Man Williams November 13, 2018

Riding the Ghost Whip 

Being penetrated by a well hung Albino guy
Juliet: My ovaries are sore from Riding the Ghost Whip last night....
Sara: Did Nathan come over, Was it that good?
Juliet: The white monster whipped me real good!!!!
Sara: I need me some of that whip!

cracking the whip 

When you accidentally drop the charging part or, micro usb-b connector for your phone charger, possibly damaging the charger and wire if dropped hard enough.
Bro 1: What happened to your charger?

Bro 2: I cracking the whip so many times on it that it broke.

Balrog's Whip 

A situation in which one appears to have narrowly escaped disaster, only to suffer a fatal blow at the last moment. Refer's to the weapon of Durin's Bane who, after falling into the chasm below Khazad-dûm, lashed out its whip and caught Gandalf by the heel.
1

"Dude, why'd you two break up? I thought you were fine."
"The Balrog's whip."
"Huh?"
"I asked if she was okay, and she was like, ' yeah – I just think it's funny how...'"

2 I stared into the bowl, my turd swirling into the abyss. But, at the last moment, the Balrog's Whip struck, and its girth jammed in the waste pipe. In the hall, someone waited for their turn, ignorant of this dreadful news.
Balrog's Whip by Leery Loon February 4, 2021