Wanker

Wanker - a person who likes to breathe

She loves life and to breathe, she's a wanker

by Reynaluvrs July 7, 2022

Flag wanker

Someone who holds up a flag that blocks the view of the stage for people standing behind them.

He could only see half the stage because of some flag wanker waving his stupid flag and blocking his view.

by Crack ed 25 April 18, 2025

anchor wanker

a dude who gets sexually excited when his favorite female news reader is on tv

"hey bruh, wanna go for a beer?"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"

by crickey smith March 8, 2022

Wanker

Wanker = a cringe lord, that wanks alot and breaks his clavicle while jerking

Hé Luuk Aarts, you're a wanker. But how dit you break your clavicle?

by Luckov January 24, 2020

orchard wanker

A person that just HAS TO HAVE ALL their tech products branded apple

Johnny is such an orchard wanker

by Icedevimon November 27, 2021

wanker breath

When you are getting sucked off but she is doing a bad job so you give a handing help and then proceed to cum in her mouth and now she has wanker breath.

wanker breath... when she is giving you bad head so you help out by wanking while still getting sucked off and then proceed to cum in her mouth and now her breath stinks of cum aka wanker breath

by tidyyourdick June 4, 2017

giant wanker

A European slang term for a large penis.

Isn't he a giant Wanker

by vthntr October 19, 2013