Tickle the Universe

To seemingly force an result to occur by engaging in an opposite or undesirable/inconvenient action.

(e.g. (a.) You are waiting for a person to arrive for a carpool, so you start to leave - they then show up. (b.) You have been waiting for the cable guy to arrive before taking a shower. You begin your shower - then the cable guy arrives.)

"The bus is taking a long time to get here, lets Tickle the Universe and maybe it will arrive".

by ZCurves May 13, 2016

Dump University

A more apt way of saying Trump University.

"I'm a Dump University grajuat!" said Mel.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

drivetime university

The time people use during their commute to learn or work on personal development. Usually by listening to audio books or podcasts.

I've been attending Drivetime University to learn Spanish.

by OisE Life February 8, 2018

roehampton university

Lovingly known as roey by its students and roe by its staff who are trying to be “down with the kids”.
A univeristy in south west London that provides an eclectic mix of students a safe and natural campus to study on while simultaneously allowing them to experience what it is like to live on/next to a gang run inner city estate. (experience provided by the neighbouring Alton Estate)

Split in to 4 colleges, Digby (the best), Whitelands, Southlands and Froebel (the worst), Roehampton university students take college pride more seriously than their studies, often chants of “I’m *college name* till I die” can be heard coming from a group of drunk students at 4 am, much to the delight of all who live near.

Among the university’s prestigious awards (such as best modern university in London) the institution also once won the award for most sexual partners per student - see hoehampton.

Varsity rival Bucks New Uni are decimated yearly by Roehampton much to everyone’s surprise.

“I go to Roehampton university and I know Digby are the best”

“We love Roehampton we do, we love Roehampton we do, we love Roehampton we do, oh Roehampton we love you”

“Check put the roey students annihilating Bucks again”

by Thisismyname23456 March 25, 2018

Madonna university

Madonna
M.U.O also known as Madonna University Okija. One of the schools in Anambra State. A school
full of frustration and stress. The type of
school that still gives admission till the day
of exam.

In madonna, the sun is hot enough to fry an egg
and it changes the skin of students.

Madonna is not for me
Being in Madonna university should be included in one thousand ways to die

by Plato33 March 15, 2022

UNIVERSAL CURRENCY

UNIVERSAL CURRENCY-The Universal Currency is a "Booster Currency" evolved to increase any and all multi-currencies but particularly the US Dollar based upon a tertiary system of Potential, Product and Promissory; this monetary system never declines and always increases in interest(s) and is collateraled by a specified value, "Living Will" and Degree of Trust(s) that is evident in the Sovereign Practice of this/these Competent Transaction(s) formulated on the PSM-Universal (Private Stock Market).

The "Universal" is the official Universal Currency of Liddell's M.S.E. & Referral Agency in the United States of America, a "Sovereign Nation" backed by its proclivity to Transact the Universal Will through the Universe's inclination of/for Potential.

by SCIENTIST February 5, 2019

Universal Friend

A Universal Friend Is A Friend Who Can Do Literally Anything. A Therapist, A Designated Driver, A Mentor, Etc. This Person You Always Want Around Because They Bring Peace, And They Never Cease To Amaze You.

“I need a universal friend, you know somebody I can vent to while cleaning and doing homework.”

by Bruh Man April 12, 2021