backdoor turtle

A "Backdoor Turtle" is when you have to poop really bad and the poop is actually coming out of your asshole and popping back in and out really quick.

Ohh man my turd is poking out like a Backdoor Turtle.

by Johnny Do-Good October 27, 2013

Turtle Shuffle

When you have a shit trying to poke out of your anus and you are trying to shuffle slowly to the crapper before it comes completely out.

Dude I had to crap so bad I was doing the turtle shuffle to the bathroom.

by Maple Backwoods September 14, 2011

dragon turtle

A kind hearted creature with extremely dark humor. If you come across a dragon turtle don’t take it to seriously when it insults you because then you might make it sad. Dragon turtles don’t like others being sad.

“The great dragon turtle was at that place again”

by YukineRose1405 November 17, 2020

Narnian Turtle

Created on the 2nd Of September 2015, Narnian Turtle is the sickest youtuber about boasting a massive 17 subscribers and a youtube bio of 'Playing games. WBU?' Most Famously known for his videos such as 'failure.mp4' in which he and his compadre DaRealFishBoy go mad yo.

"Have you watched Narnian Turtle's Newest Video? It just cured me of cancer"

by conorcf January 19, 2018

turtle panda

an amazing creature with a turtle shell and panda body how mystical

wow! look at that turtle panda sleep!!

by lilshyali November 05, 2015

Liquid Turtle

A shit that's doing its best to poke out, but you know it's going to be pure liquid slurry.

"I had bad fish for lunch" -- Guy 1
"Got the shits eh?" -- Guy 2
"Yeah. There was someone in the stall so I had to wait. I ended up fighting a liquid turtle." --Guy 2

by Amaram September 06, 2016

Black Turtle

Black Turtle, also known as toshi. A person who is relatively black and that has a jaw with the structure of a turtle. Often has a rivalry with midgets.

"That guy looks like a black turtle."

by qwertyuiopasdfghjkllzx May 21, 2018