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Tube Nautique

A usually very large, but always very expensive wake or surf boat, that's never used for anything except playing loud music. Might pull a kid on a tube. Or annually at best, an intoxicated adult or two.
Don't worry about making a wake on those boaters. That Tube Nautique isn't doing anything.
by iseverypseudoymnusedup August 30, 2023
mugGet the Tube Nautiquemug.

Tube-Rake

The mouth of an intimate partner where at least 3 of the top front teeth are missing leaving a gap big enough for them to put their teeth on the pubic bush and slide their teeth down in a raking motion until the gums contact the tube (slang for penis) without the teeth ever contacting the tube (slang for penis).
I hooked up with this cougar the other night and thought it was weird when she popped out her dentures until she gave me a Tube-Rake that didn't even come close to leaving a mark on my hog.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
mugGet the Tube-Rakemug.

pube tube

a tube of pubes I store under my bed
Yo man wanna come see my pube tube?”
by ___________~~~~|~ December 18, 2023
mugGet the pube tubemug.

Joob Tube

Nut Gun. Cock n balls. A man’s reproductive system, well at least the part that penetrates the coochie.
Yeah, Sally squatted on my joob tube and I ended up creaming her.
by ZimmDawg8063 April 21, 2020
mugGet the Joob Tubemug.

toothpaste tubing

Toothpaste Tubing is the act of pinching the base of your penis after ejaculating and guiding the semen up and out your urethra
After my wank, i was toothpaste tubing the rest and it all came out yellow
by ChazzaGrazza May 5, 2024
mugGet the toothpaste tubingmug.

butt tubing

Where two people put a tube in each other butts and fart. Sharing each other farts.
Yo me and my boyfriend bought this tube at Home Depot and then went out for Mexican and later we were butt tubing
by Fart master flash November 29, 2013
mugGet the butt tubingmug.

Tall tube of lube

Someone who is so attractive that their mere presence supplies sufficient lubricant for anyone’s desires. Similar to calling someone a “tall drink of water” but the person is hotter, more sexualized, and much more lubricating.
Oooo. Check out that tall tube of lubemaking me all horny and wet.
by NTD is me February 13, 2021
mugGet the Tall tube of lubemug.

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